What you put on de hook to catch de fish
What have you ever said that you’ve regretted?
“Yes, I’d love to come to a recording of The Now Show.”
What I’ve Learned
A collection of wise thoughts, learned from bitter experience.
“You can’t do better than go away from home and get a draw.”
“Hello. I’m looking for a free or cheap double mattress. I’m heavily pregnant so I would be extremely grateful if you are also able to deliver.”
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