Melancholy

Fruit and veg

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Suggest a low budget movie title

“Star Wars: The Empire Cuts Back”

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Book spines, as if on a shelf

Golden Memories

Some of the less well-known Little Golden Books
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“The underdogs will start favourites for this match.”

Craig Brown

“A young girl who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable teeth was rescued by a man on an inflatable lobster. A coastguard spokesman commented, “This sort of thing is all too common”.”

The Times

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Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of ‘rodeo sex’. Take your missus from behind and, holding on tightly to her jugs, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can ‘stay mounted’ for.

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