An outdoor toilet
What details about your boss would you like to be made public?
“His name. I’ve forgotten it. It’s rather awkward.”
What I’ve Learned
A collection of wise thoughts, learned from bitter experience.
“Yeading was a potential banana blip for Newcastle.”
“Would the congregation please note that the bowl at the back of the church labelled ‘for the sick’ is for monetary donations only.”
Churchtown Parish Magazine
Expensive hair gels are a con. Marmalade is a much cheaper alternative, but beware of bees in the summer.