Plinth

Artist formerly known as having two speech defects

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What’s the best excuse you’ve ever used successfully?

“If I had a good excuse, I wouldn’t be here”

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Condom Sponsorship

What if condoms were sponsored?
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“As one door closes, another one shuts.”

Howard Wilkinson

“A 72-year-old pensioner who was accused of flashing has claimed that any exposure was unintentional as he was merely crouching down to collect nuts off the pavement.”

North Wales Daily Post

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Disappoint wasps this summer by smearing cold tea on your ears instead of honey.

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