
Loofah
An outdoor toilet

What details about your boss would you like to be made public?
“His name. I’ve forgotten it. It’s rather awkward.”

“Yeading was a potential banana blip for Newcastle.”
Bobby Robson

“Would the congregation please note that the bowl at the back of the church labelled ‘for the sick’ is for monetary donations only.”
Churchtown Parish Magazine

Expensive hair gels are a con. Marmalade is a much cheaper alternative, but beware of bees in the summer.