Obituary
Irish rudeness
What’s the best excuse you’ve ever used successfully?
“If I had a good excuse, I wouldn’t be here”
“A game is not won until it is lost.”
David Pleat
“BBC2 9:00pm: “Tribes, Predators and Me”. Gordon Buchanan learns to hunt crocodiles with his bare hands. Last in the series.”
Telegraph TV listing
Pass yourself off as Welsh by putting coal dust behind your fingernails and talking gibberish all the time, stopping occasionally to sing loudly, or set fire to someone else’s house.
