Obituary

Irish rudeness

Random image

What’s the best excuse you’ve ever used successfully?

“If I had a good excuse, I wouldn’t be here”

Random image

Excuses, Excuses

Excuse notes collected from schools across the United States.
Random image

“A game is not won until it is lost.”

David Pleat

“BBC2 9:00pm: “Tribes, Predators and Me”. Gordon Buchanan learns to hunt crocodiles with his bare hands. Last in the series.”

Telegraph TV listing

Random image

Pass yourself off as Welsh by putting coal dust behind your fingernails and talking gibberish all the time, stopping occasionally to sing loudly, or set fire to someone else’s house.

Random image