Plinth

Artist formerly known as having two speech defects

What’s the best excuse you’ve ever used successfully?

“If I had a good excuse, I wouldn’t be here”

“As one door closes, another one shuts.”

Howard Wilkinson

“A 72-year-old pensioner who was accused of flashing has claimed that any exposure was unintentional as he was merely crouching down to collect nuts off the pavement.”

North Wales Daily Post

Disappoint wasps this summer by smearing cold tea on your ears instead of honey.