Canary

Extremely hirsute

What medical wisdom has been passed down in your family?

“Research causes cancer in rats.”

“Northern Ireland are ten minutes away from their finest victory. There’s 15 minutes to go here.”

John Motson

“A 72-year-old pensioner who was accused of flashing has claimed that any exposure was unintentional as he was merely crouching down to collect nuts off the pavement.”

North Wales Daily Post

The Catholic church: Attract young people to midnight mass by releasing hotly anticipated playstation games.