Boomerang

Show displeasure to a dessert

What invention are you waiting for?

“The invention I was eagerly awaiting was penicillin. It’s helped me no end. Thank you for giving me this opportunity to give a public shout to Sir Alexander Fleming. Boo-yah!”

“And I honestly believe we can go all the way to Wembley – unless somebody knocks us out.”

Dave Bassett

“Our wardens have removed a naked statue of Donald Trump Union Square. The NYCP stands firmly against any unpermitted erections, no matter how small.”

New York City Parks department statement

Help your p*ss-shy urinal neighbour to ‘go’ by rubbing his back and whispering encouraging comments to him.