Artist formerly known as having two speech defects
What’s the best excuse you’ve ever used successfully?
“If I had a good excuse, I wouldn’t be here”
“A 72-year-old pensioner who was accused of flashing has claimed that any exposure was unintentional as he was merely crouching down to collect nuts off the pavement.”
North Wales Daily Post
Disappoint wasps this summer by smearing cold tea on your ears instead of honey.