Midwifery

Half way through breaking wind

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What modern commandments should we add?

“Just don’t be a dick, alright?”

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Bored at Asda?

How to make a supermarket visit more interesting
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“No regrets, none at all. My only regret is that we went out on penalties. That’s my only regret but no, no regrets.”

Mick McCarthy

“Irish police are being handicapped in a search for a stolen van because they cannot issue a description. It’s a Special Branch vehicle, and they don’t want the public to know what it looks like.”

The Guardian

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High blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

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