What’s the best excuse you’ve ever used successfully?
“If I had a good excuse, I wouldn’t be here”
“BBC2 9:00pm: “Tribes, Predators and Me”. Gordon Buchanan learns to hunt crocodiles with his bare hands. Last in the series.”
Telegraph TV listing
Pass yourself off as Welsh by putting coal dust behind your fingernails and talking gibberish all the time, stopping occasionally to sing loudly, or set fire to someone else’s house.