I Claudius

Digital emperor

Suggest a low budget movie title

“Star Wars: The Empire Cuts Back”

“That’s twice he (Terry Phelan) has got between himself and the goal.”

Brian Marwood

“Van Gogh was bleeding copiously after slashing his ear with a razor, so he wrapped the piece of ear in paper and walked to his favourite brothel where he gave it to a young woman he knew.”

The Guardian

A mousetrap, placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from going back to sleep.