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Extremely hirsute

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What medical wisdom has been passed down in your family?

“Research causes cancer in rats.”

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What I’ve Learned

A collection of wise thoughts, learned from bitter experience.
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“Northern Ireland are ten minutes away from their finest victory. There’s 15 minutes to go here.”

John Motson

“A 72-year-old pensioner who was accused of flashing has claimed that any exposure was unintentional as he was merely crouching down to collect nuts off the pavement.”

North Wales Daily Post

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The Catholic church: Attract young people to midnight mass by releasing hotly anticipated playstation games.

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