Spoof conservative party poster: Text reads 'I've told France that the sky is blue and the grass is green so I'm sure that everything will now be alright.' China and European Union leaders meet: Text reads 'One Chinese Yuan is now worth HOW many Euros?' Black pot standing next to a black kettle: Text reads 'You really shouldn't use international situations to score political points at home, M. Sarkozy' Close-up of Abu Qatada: Text reads 'I'd like to thank my Mum and Dad, the European court of Human Rights, my good friend Osama who is sorely missed …'
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