A simple explanation, for those not blessed by being born English.
This item of news appeared, allegedly, in South Africa's "Cape Times".
The author of this message may have received one chain letter too many.
Not come across The Darwin Awards before? You really should get acquainted.
Start the day as you mean to go on
Alternative lyrics to Gloria Gaynor's well-known anthem.
A guide to personality types, based on your star sign
Police work can sometimes be difficult but at others the bad guys make it just too easy.
This cracked me up when I first heard it and still does every time I read it.
This is probably an urban myth but who cares? Made me laugh.
Next time you think YOU have had a bad day at work, think about this guy.