President Assad of Syria talking with Russian government official: Text reads 'Of course I want to see an end to the violence. As soon as they stop rebelling, I'll stop killing them.' Close-up of Abu Qatada: Text reads 'I'd like to thank my Mum and Dad, the European court of Human Rights, my good friend Osama who is sorely missed …' Black and white picture of council meeting: Text reads 'And the council rejected the planning application. And there was much wailing and nashing of teeth.' Close-up of RBS logo on a wall: Text reads '
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