Spoof greeting card: Text reads 'As the days go by, everyday I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me' Spoof greeting card: Text reads 'You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket … I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.' Spoof Christmas card: Text reads 'If I only get one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister.' Card depicting two wedding rings: Text reads 'Thanks for being part of my life. I never knew what evil was before this.'
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