Card depicting a happy dog: Text reads 'I knew you would leave me for my best friend. So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys.' Spoof greeting card: Text reads 'Looking back over the years we've been together I can't help but wonder: What the hell was I thinking?' Spoof greeting card: Text reads 'I must admit you brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met you.' Greeting card depicting two teddy bears embracing: Text reads 'I always wanted to have someone to hold and someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind.'
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