Greeting card depicting the face of a young child: Text reads 'How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?' Greeting card depicting a bride and groom: Text reads 'Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no-one likes your wife.' Spoof greeting card: Text reads 'You always said you'd die for me. Now we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.' Greeting card depicting two wedding rings: Text reads 'Someday I hope to get married. But not to you.'
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