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Terms of Use

In short: I agree to do my best to do the things I say I'll do. You agree not to do anything you shouldn't.
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Copyright

For things I'm happy for you to use, there's asking nicely. For everything else, there's a policy.
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Disclaimer

I wasn't there. Or if I was, I didn't do it. Or if I did, I didn't mean to. Or if I did, I won't do it again. Honest.
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Privacy

I won't spam you. Or give, rent or sell your email address to anyone else. And I won't hack your phone messages.