Photo of David ColemanColemanballs have probably been around since man first learned to speak, but they get their name from David Coleman, pretty much the master of the art, both in what he said, and how often he said them.

They’re most closely – though not exclusively – associated with sport, and sports commentators. Perhaps it’s the speed at which things can happen which so often results in things being said that, if you had the time to think about it, you’d probably have phrased differently.

Nowadays pretty much any subject can become a sub-set of these by adding ‘-balls’ to the end of the subject, just like Watergate spawned a plethora of subjects, perceived to be a cover-up of one form or another, such as Diana-gate, Iraq-gate, etc.

Possibly the most well known Colemanball, and still one of my personal favourites, is a comment made on Pot Black, a televised snooker tournament.

“And for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green”Ted Lowe

Ted Lowe was almost as prolific as David Coleman when it came to making on-air gaffes. He once told viewers that one player, struggling to rest one leg on the edge of the table in order to reach a long shot, “is getting on a bit and is having trouble getting his leg over“.

"If I was still at Ipswich, I wouldn't be where I am today."  Dalian Atkinson
"You've got to miss them to score sometimes"  Dave Bassett
"I felt a lump in my throat as the ball went in."  Terry Venables
"If you can't stand the heat in the dressing-room, get out of the kitchen"  Terry Venables
"Apart from their goals, Norway haven't scored."  Terry Venables
"If history is going to repeat itself I should think we can expect the same thing again."  Terry Venables 
"Dumbarton player Steve McCahill has limped off with a badly cut forehead"  Tom Ferrie
"If Villa got another goal now it would change the scoreline completely."  Tony Cottee 
"That could have been his second yellow card – if he’d already got his first one of course"  Trevor Brooking 
"She hasn't run faster than herself before"  Zola Budd
"One thing about Germany – they’ll be organised, they’ll be big and they’ll be strong."  Ally McCoist 
"The new season will be all about scoring more goals than the opposition."  Alvin Martin