Photo of David ColemanColemanballs have probably been around since man first learned to speak, but they get their name from David Coleman, pretty much the master of the art, both in what he said, and how often he said them.

They’re most closely – though not exclusively – associated with sport, and sports commentators. Perhaps it’s the speed at which things can happen which so often results in things being said that, if you had the time to think about it, you’d probably have phrased differently.

Nowadays pretty much any subject can become a sub-set of these by adding ‘-balls’ to the end of the subject, just like Watergate spawned a plethora of subjects, perceived to be a cover-up of one form or another, such as Diana-gate, Iraq-gate, etc.

Possibly the most well known Colemanball, and still one of my personal favourites, is a comment made on Pot Black, a televised snooker tournament.

“And for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green”Ted Lowe

Ted Lowe was almost as prolific as David Coleman when it came to making on-air gaffes. He once told viewers that one player, struggling to rest one leg on the edge of the table in order to reach a long shot, “is getting on a bit and is having trouble getting his leg over“.

"The Champions League semi-final is over two legs, so it will be a one-off affair."  Graham Beecroft
"The Champions League semi-final is over two legs, so it will be a one-off affair."  Graham Beecroft
"Neil Baker is standing on the touchline with hands in tracksuit bottoms scratching his head."  Graham McGarry
"Neil Baker is standing on the touchline with hands in tracksuit bottoms scratching his head."  Graham McGarry
"Footballers are no different from human beings."  Graham Taylor
"If it stays as it is I can't see it altering."  Graham Taylor
"I’d never allow myself to let myself call myself a coward."  Graham Taylor
"I’m a firm believer that if the other side scores first, you have to score twice to win.”  Howard Wilkinson 
"As one door closes, another one shuts."  Howard Wilkinson 
"And with 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0"  Ian Dark
"I'm not a believer in luck, but I do believe you need it."  Alan Ball
"The tackles are coming in thick and thin now."  Alan Brazil