With advertising getting more and more competitive, perhaps some of our household names should try their slogans in other areas?

Coca Cola Condoms – Always the Real Thing

MCI Condoms – For friends and family

Diet Pepsi Condoms – You got the right one, baby

Pringles Condoms – Once you pop, you can’t stop

Bounty Condoms – The quicker picker upper

Campbell’s Soup Condoms – Mmm, mmm, good

California Lotto Condoms – Who’s next?

Delta Airlines Condoms – Delta is ready when you are

New York Lotto Condoms – Cause hey – you never know

General Electric Condoms – We bring good things to life!

Toyota Condoms – Oh what a feeling

Ford Condoms – The best never rest

Lays Condoms – Betcha can’t have just one

Avis Condoms – Trying harder than ever

Nike Condoms – Just do it

Mentos Condoms – The freshmaker

Chevy Condoms – Like a rock

KFC Condoms – Finger-Licking Good

AT& T Condoms – Reach out and touch someone

Microsoft Condoms – Where do you want to go today ?

Secret Condoms – Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman

Macintosh Condom – It does more, it costs less, it’s that simple

The Star Trek Condom – To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before

Energizer Condoms – It keeps going and going and going…

The M&M Condom – It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!

The Sears latex condom – One coat is good for the entire winter

Dial Condoms – Aren’t you glad you use it? Don’t you wish everybody did?

Doublemint Condoms – Double your pleasure, double your fun!