With advertising getting more and more competitive, perhaps some of our household names should try their slogans in other areas?
Coca Cola Condoms – Always the Real Thing
MCI Condoms – For friends and family
Diet Pepsi Condoms – You got the right one, baby
Pringles Condoms – Once you pop, you can’t stop
Bounty Condoms – The quicker picker upper
Campbell’s Soup Condoms – Mmm, mmm, good
California Lotto Condoms – Who’s next?
Delta Airlines Condoms – Delta is ready when you are
New York Lotto Condoms – Cause hey – you never know
General Electric Condoms – We bring good things to life!
Toyota Condoms – Oh what a feeling
Ford Condoms – The best never rest
Lays Condoms – Betcha can’t have just one
Avis Condoms – Trying harder than ever
Nike Condoms – Just do it
Mentos Condoms – The freshmaker
Chevy Condoms – Like a rock
KFC Condoms – Finger-Licking Good
AT& T Condoms – Reach out and touch someone
Microsoft Condoms – Where do you want to go today ?
Secret Condoms – Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman
Macintosh Condom – It does more, it costs less, it’s that simple
The Star Trek Condom – To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before
Energizer Condoms – It keeps going and going and going
The M&M Condom – It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
The Sears latex condom – One coat is good for the entire winter
Dial Condoms – Aren’t you glad you use it? Don’t you wish everybody did?
Doublemint Condoms – Double your pleasure, double your fun!