Geoffrey Perkins Archives - Page 6 of 6 - S-t-u-f-f

	Geoffrey produced thirty-two shows.

	Convert black labrador dogs into seals by feeding them pastries, sweets and cakes, starving them of exercise, slipping a pair of black socks onto their front paws and smearing their coats in vaseline. Then encourage them to balance a beach ball on their nose in return for fish-shaped dog biscuits.	Share: