The Now Show Audience Question

Take us through your morning routine.
“As I am now retired and living off the backs of all you working people I will take as long as I bloody-well like!”

What do you regret?
“My last move in Scrabble. I put “ravens”. I could have put “ravines” and hit a triple-word score.”

What is a Benzine Ring?
“That’s when you get a phone call from one of the lesser known members of The Goons, to tell you that you’ve spelt his name wrong.”

What is your definition of success?
“Continence.”

What are your tips for reducing stess?
“Buy a copy of ‘The Little Book of Calm‘, then tear it into little pieces”

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