The Now Show Audience Question

What’s the best excuse you’ve ever used successfully?
“If I had a good excuse, I wouldn’t be here”

What medical wisdom has been passed down in your family?
“Nothing that works – they’re all dead.”

Take us through your morning routine.
“As I am now retired and living off the backs of all you working people I will take as long as I bloody-well like!”

What have you ever said that you’ve regretted?
“Yes, I’d love to come to a recording of The Now Show.”

What is your top tip for having a happy holiday?
“ALCOHOL!”

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