The Now Show Audience Question

What’s the best perk of your job?
“An endless succession of hot babe eye candy to ogle”

Have you ever exploited it? “No, I’m their teacher”

What do you regret?
“My last move in Scrabble. I put “ravens”. I could have put “ravines” and hit a triple-word score.”

What’s the best excuse you’ve ever used successfully?
“I can’t answer this question, I haven’t got a pen.”

What invention are you waiting for?
“The bus.”

Take us through your morning routine.
“As I am now retired and living off the backs of all you working people I will take as long as I bloody-well like!”

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