The Now Show Audience Question

What do you regret?
“My last move in Scrabble. I put “ravens”. I could have put “ravines” and hit a triple-word score.”

Have you ever embarrassed yourself at a formal occasion?
“At the opening of a major new transport hub, I spilt something on a baggage control computer … so far, it looks like I got away with it”

What three things would have to coincide to ruin your life in one week?
“1) All games consoles destroyed. 2) Britain bans cheese. 3) Being made to shower every day.”

What is your definition of success?
“Continence.”

What modern commandments should we add?
“Just don’t be a dick, alright?”

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