The Now Show Audience Question

What is your definition of success?
“Continence.”

What invention are you waiting for?
“The bus.”

What have you ever said that you’ve regretted?
“Yes, I’d love to come to a recording of The Now Show.”

Take us through your morning routine.
“As I am now retired and living off the backs of all you working people I will take as long as I bloody-well like!”

What is your definition of success?
“Discovering that a paper shredder doubles as a cheese grater.”

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