Ebonics Assignment

Leroy is a twenty-year-old fifth grader. This is Leroy’s Ebonics homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

Foreclose:If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose
Rectum:I had two Cadillac’s, but my bitch rectum both
Hotel:I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody
Penis:I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said “penis.”
Seldom:My cousin gave me tickets to the Nicks game, so I seldom
Odyssey:I tol’ my brother, “you odyssey the tits on that ho!”
PenisI went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said “penis.”
Income:I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.
Axe:After school today, the police want to axe me some questions
Undermine:There’s a fine lookin’ ho living in the apartment undermine
Acoustic:When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
Stain:My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, “You plan on stain for dinner?”
Israel:Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, “man, it look fake.” He say,” Bullshit, israel”
Honor:At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, “Who was honor first?”
Fortify:I axed this ho on da street, “how much?” she say “fortify”
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