Foreign English Signs

Advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:

Teeth extracted by the latest methodists.

On the grounds of a Nairobi private school:

No trespassing without permission.

A laundry in Rome:

Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

Tourist agency, Czechoslovakia:

Take one of our horse-driven city tours. we guarantee no miscarriages.

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:

We take your bags and send them in all directions.

A Japanese cemetery:

Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.

A Mumbai restaurant:

Open seven days a week, and weekends too.

A Tokyo bar:

Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

A Japanese Hotel:

You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

A doctor's office in Rome:

Specialist in women and other diseases.

A Norwegian Cocktail Lounge:

Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:

Would you like to ride on your own ass?

A/c information booklet, Japanese hotel:

Cooles and heates: if you want condition of warm air in your room, please control yourself

A Nairobi restaurant:

Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.

A Zurich Hotel:

Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

At a Budapest zoo:

Please do not feed the animals.

If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

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