Advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
Teeth extracted by the latest methodists.
On the grounds of a Nairobi private school:
No trespassing without permission.
A laundry in Rome:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
Tourist agency, Czechoslovakia:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours. we guarantee no miscarriages.
Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
A Japanese cemetery:
Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.
A Mumbai restaurant:
Open seven days a week, and weekends too.
A Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
A Japanese Hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
A doctor's office in Rome:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
A Norwegian Cocktail Lounge:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar
Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
Would you like to ride on your own ass?
A/c information booklet, Japanese hotel:
Cooles and heates: if you want condition of warm air in your room, please control yourself
A Nairobi restaurant:
Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
A Zurich Hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
At a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals.
If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.