“In terms of the Richter scale this defeat was a force 8 gale.”  John Lyall  Colemanballs

“If we played like that every week, we wouldn’t be so inconsistent.”  Bryan Robson 

“Ireland have won a corner, and it’s in a very good position.”  RTE commentator 

Crime Watch Monthly

Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn’t control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, “Give me all your money or I’ll shoot,” the man shouted, “that’s not what I said!”

An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts. … More

Gender Differences

Sex: Women prefer 30-40 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30-40 seconds of foreplay. Men believe that driving back to her place is part of the foreplay

The Phone: Men see the telephone as a communication tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, will call the same friend and talk for three hours. … More