“I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.”  Ron Atkinson  Colemanballs

“If it stays as it is I can’t see it altering.”  Graham Taylor

“Lampard fired straight through the middle of a non-existent wall.”  Paul McKenna 

Crime Watch Monthly

Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn’t control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, “Give me all your money or I’ll shoot,” the man shouted, “that’s not what I said!”

An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts. … More

Gender Differences

Sex: Women prefer 30-40 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30-40 seconds of foreplay. Men believe that driving back to her place is part of the foreplay

The Phone: Men see the telephone as a communication tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, will call the same friend and talk for three hours. … More