Astrology: (Noun) |
The study of the positions and aspects of celestial bodies in the belief that they have an influence on the course of natural earthly occurrences and human affairs. |
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Famous Aquarians: Rasputin; Eva Braun

Famous Pisceans: Barbie; Robert Mugabe; Rupert Murdock

Famous Aquarians: Lucrezia Borgia; ‘Papa Doc’ Duvalier

Famous Taureans: Adolf Hitler; Pol Pot; Saddam Hussein

Famous Geminis: Robert Maxwell

Famous Cancerians: O.J. Simpson

Famous Leos: Leo Tolstoy; Leo Sayer; Leo the Lion

Famous Virgos: Bashar al-Assad; Cardinal Richelieu

Famous Librans: Silvio Burlusconi; Lee Harvey Oswald; Me (though I’m only famous in my own head)

Famous Scorpios: Joseph Goebells, Charles Manson

Famous Sagitarians: Joseph Stalin, Augusto Pinochet

Famous Capricorns: None. (See comment above)
Unimportant Note (1):
Some people are born ‘on the cusp’ – meaning at the end of one star sign and the beginning of another – and many believe this means you may have the personality type of the preceeding (or following, obviously) planetary house. This isn’t true. You will have both, but be schizophrenic. An interesting sub-group are those with multiple personalities. Such people are recalling previous lives, where naturally they will probably have been born under a different sign each time.
Unimportant Note (2):
These definitions of personality types have not been adjusted to take into account NASA’s recalibration of zodiac dates. It is possible, therefore, that for some people the assessment here is not accurate. However, this is not a cause for relief. It simply means that you fall within the scope of the preceeding definition. Also, whilst NASA was quick to rebuff rumours of their discovery of a thirteenth sign of the zodiac – Ophiucus – it does, in fact, exist. However, unlike the other signs it is not date based, but is determined by a far more ancient and fundamental law of the universe. Please see below for more details.

Typical Ophiucians: All bankers; most politicians; Piers Morgan