First broadcast on Monday, the 21st of May 1973. (Repeated on the 23rd of May.)
Chair: Humphrey Lyttelton Pianist: Dave Lee Producer: Jon Naismith Programme Consultant: Iain Pattinson


Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden   -v-   Tim Brooke-Taylor and Bill Oddie

Round 1: Singing Relay
Mares Eat Oats Chitty Chitty Bang Bang


Round 2: Sound Charades
Madame Butterfly Lord of The Flies


Round 3: Musical Story


Round 4: I Spy In One


Round 5: Pick-up Song


Round 6: Garble
A Spanish stand-up comedian playing Glasgow A well-known personality being kidnapped by a South American revolutionary


Round 7: Late Arrivals   The North Americans' Ball