First broadcast on Monday, the 4th of June 1973. (Repeated on the 6th of June.)
Chair: Humphrey Lyttelton Pianist: Dave Lee Producer: Jon Naismith


Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden   -v-   Tim Brooke-Taylor and Bill Oddie

Round 1: Singing Sprint
Moon River The Lonely Goatherd


Round 2: Garble
A British explorer proposing a football match to an unlettered pigmy chief The president of a Scottish Ladies Circle inviting an American jazz musician to join them for an informal musical evening


Round 3: I Spy In One


Round 4: Commentaries
Bathing A Baby Sewing On A Button


Round 5: Blues
The Jimmy Osmond Blues The I Never Went To Sleep Last Night Blues


Round 6: Sound Charades
Liberace Long Days' Journey Into Night


Round 7: Tag Wrestling


Round 8: Late Arrivals   The Military Ball