First broadcast on Monday, the 18th of June 1973. (Repeated on the 20th of June.)
Chair: Humphrey Lyttelton Pianist: Dave Lee Producer: Jon Naismith Programme Consultant: Iain Pattinson
 

Teams:

Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden   -v-   Tim Brooke-Taylor and Bill Oddie

Round 1: Singing Relay
Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep Nobody Loves A Fairy When She's Forty

 

Round 2: Garble
An Irish writer & raconteur seeking employment in a Chinese laundry An Indian prince explaining to a Texan guest how to kill a tiger with your bare hands

 

Round 3: Bedtime Story

 

Round 4: Blues
The Stock Exchange Calypso The Commercial Radio Calypso

 

Round 5: Sound Charades
Last Tango In Paris Sportsnight With Coleman

 

Round 6: Make A Noise

 

Round 7: Ad Lib Poem

 

Round 8: Late Arrivals   The Clothiers' Ball