First broadcast on Monday, the 18th of June 1973. (Repeated on the 20th of June.)
Chair: Humphrey Lyttelton Pianist: Dave Lee Producer: Jon Naismith Programme Consultant: Iain Pattinson


Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden   -v-   Tim Brooke-Taylor and Bill Oddie

Round 1: Singing Relay
Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep Nobody Loves A Fairy When She's Forty


Round 2: Garble
An Irish writer & raconteur seeking employment in a Chinese laundry An Indian prince explaining to a Texan guest how to kill a tiger with your bare hands


Round 3: Bedtime Story


Round 4: Blues
The Stock Exchange Calypso The Commercial Radio Calypso


Round 5: Sound Charades
Last Tango In Paris Sportsnight With Coleman


Round 6: Make A Noise


Round 7: Ad Lib Poem


Round 8: Late Arrivals   The Clothiers' Ball