Recorded at the Paris Theatre in London and first broadcast on Saturday, the 7th of December 1991. (Repeated on the 9th of December.)
Chair: Humphrey Lyttelton Pianist: Colin Sell Scorer: Samantha Producer: Jon Naismith Programme Consultant: Iain Pattinson


Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden   -v-   Tim Brooke-Taylor and Willie Rushton

Round 1: Double Feature


Round 2: Censored Songs
Strolling Lily Marlene


Round 3: Smugglers
Biscuits & Cake Walt Disney Characters


Round 4: Tag Wrestling


Round 5: Lines to Avoid at the Altar


Round 6: Mornington Crescent   Version preferred by Samuel Pepys


Round 7: One Song to the Tune of Another
Making Whoopee  to the tune of Mozart's Turkish March I'm Too Sexy  to the tune of The Hall of The Mountain King
Summer Holiday  to the tune of The Toreador's March from Carmen Let's Twist Again  to the tune of the Aria from the Marriage of Figaro


Round 8: Limericks