Recorded at the Minerva Theatre in Chichester and first broadcast on Saturday, the 19th of December 1992. (Repeated on the 21st of December.)
Chair: Humphrey Lyttelton Pianist: Colin Sell Scorer: Samantha Producer: Simon Brett


Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden   -v-   Paul Merton and Willie Rushton

Round 1: Down The Pan Alley


Round 2: One Song to the Tune of Another
Wild Thing  to the tune of Memory Hello, Hello, Who's Your Lady Friend?  to the tune of Jerusalem
I Was Born With A Smile On My Face  to the tune of Wandrin' Star When Father Papered The Parlour  to the tune of Killing Me Softly With His Song


Round 3: Word For Word


Round 4: Incomplete   Poetry


Round 5: Mornington Crescent   The straight line ruling


Round 6: Call My Bluff   Porcupine


Round 7: Swanee-Kazoo
The Lonely Goatherd Who Wants To Be A Millionaire


Round 8: Limericks