Recorded on Thursday, the 15th of September 1994 at the Assembly Rooms in Bath and first broadcast on Saturday, the 5th of November 1994. (Repeated on the 7th of November.)
Chair: Humphrey Lyttelton Pianist: Colin Sell Scorer: Samantha Producer: Geoffrey Perkins


Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden   -v-   Paul Merton and Willie Rushton

Round 1: Quote…Misquote


Round 2: One Song to the Tune of Another
The Lonely Goatherd  to the tune of Summertime Stand By Me  to the tune of The William Tell Overture
Every Breath You Take  to the tune of Knees Up Mother Brown There's No One Quite Like Grandma  to the tune of Nobody Does It Better


Round 3: Audience Ratings


Round 4: Good Morning Radio


Round 5: PC Song Titles


Round 6: Cheddar Gorge


Round 7: Chas'n'Dave
Bright Eyes Don't Cry For Me, Argentina


Round 8: Film Club   Lumberjacks' Film Club


Humphrey Lyttelton "Well, a quick glance at the time tells me that it's fast coming up to eighty-one hundred hours, which means of course that I've put my digital watch on upside-down again …"