Recorded at the Theatre Royal in Windsor and first broadcast on Monday, the 4th of May 1998.
Chair: Humphrey Lyttelton Pianist: Colin Sell Scorer: Samantha Producer: Paul Mayhew-Archer


Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden   -v-   Tim Brooke-Taylor and Jeremy Hardy

Humphrey Lyttelton " … the panel game where the teams come in like a lion and go out like a light#"
Round 1: Euro TV & Radio Guide


Round 2: Pick-up Song
Barbie Girl: (Duet) Summer Nights: (Duet)


Round 3: Topical Nursery Rhymes


Round 4: Mornington Crescent   Old Etonian Rules


Round 5: Jokes


Round 6: Blues


Round 7: Late Arrivals   The Hoteliers' Ball


Humphrey Lyttelton "And so, as the plump juicy earwig of time burrows into the uncapped toothpaste of destiny, and the hairy spider of fate lurks hungrily under the toilet seat of eternity …"