Recorded at the Greenwich Theatre in Greenwich and first broadcast on Monday, the 6th of December 1999. (Repeated on the 12th of December.)
Chair: Humphrey Lyttelton Pianist: Colin Sell Scorer: Samantha Sven Producer: Jon Naismith


Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden   -v-   Tim Brooke-Taylor and Andy Hamilton

Humphrey Lyttelton "Henry V landed here after the battle of Agincourt in 1415."
Round 1: Cost-Cutters


Round 2: One Song to the Tune of Another
Light My Fire  to the tune of The Red Flag Barbara-Ann  to the tune of Theme from Swan Lake
Postman Pat  to the tune of Habanera from Carmen Stayin' Alive  to the tune of The Toreador's Song from Carmen


Round 3: Vents in Practice


Round 4: What is Time Mr Woolf?


Round 5: Where Am I?


Round 6: Stars in their Ears
Old Man River as Sooty My Favourite Things as Darth Vader
A' You're Adorable as Murray Walker


Round 7: Late Arrivals   The Frenchmen's Ball


Humphrey Lyttelton "And so, as the Wee Willy Winkie of time pops out of the nightgown of eternity …"