Recorded at the Greenwich Theatre in Greenwich and first broadcast on Monday, the 13th of December 1999. (Repeated on the 19th of December.)
Chair: Humphrey Lyttelton Pianist: Colin Sell Scorer: Samantha Producer: Paul Spencer
 

Teams:

Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden   -v-   Tim Brooke-Taylor and Andy Hamilton

Round 1: Incomplete   Song Lyrics

 

Round 2: Pick-up Song
Millennium Tainted Love I Got You Babe: (Duet)

 

Round 3: Sound Charades
Dinner Ladies Kiss of The Spider Woman

 

Round 4: Greetings Cards Messages

 

Round 5: Mornington Crescent   Ancient Standard Rules

 

Round 6: Swanee-Kazoo
Do Wah Diddy Diddy Anything You Can Do

 

Round 7: Film Club   Greek Film Club

 

Humphrey Lyttelton "And so, as the Millennium Bug of fate breeds in the sewage-eating cattle of destiny, and the millennium hype of eternity bores the arse of doom off Old father Time …"