Recorded at the Greenwich Theatre in Greenwich and first broadcast on Monday, the 13th of December 1999. (Repeated on the 19th of December.)
Chair: Humphrey Lyttelton Pianist: Colin Sell Scorer: Samantha Producer: Paul Spencer


Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden   -v-   Tim Brooke-Taylor and Andy Hamilton

Round 1: Incomplete   Song Lyrics


Round 2: Pick-up Song
Millennium Tainted Love I Got You Babe: (Duet)


Round 3: Sound Charades
Dinner Ladies Kiss of The Spider Woman


Round 4: Greetings Cards Messages


Round 5: Mornington Crescent   Ancient Standard Rules


Round 6: Swanee-Kazoo
Do Wah Diddy Diddy Anything You Can Do


Round 7: Film Club   Greek Film Club


Humphrey Lyttelton "And so, as the Millennium Bug of fate breeds in the sewage-eating cattle of destiny, and the millennium hype of eternity bores the arse of doom off Old father Time …"