Recorded at the New Victoria Theatre in Woking and first broadcast on Monday, the 29th of May 2000. (Repeated on the 4th of June.)
Chair: Humphrey Lyttelton Pianist: Colin Sell Scorer: Samantha Producer: Jon Naismith
 

Teams:

Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden   -v-   Tim Brooke-Taylor and Neil Mullarkey

Round 1: Killer First Lines

 

Round 2: Pick-up Song
You Gotta Be Pretty Vacant Mamma Told Me Not To Come I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair

 

Round 3: Sound Charades
Pokemon Gladiator

 

Round 4: Yes/No Interlude

 

Round 5: Car Alarms

 

Round 6: Singing Relay
Wannabe The Laughing Policeman

 

Round 7: Radio Times   Dog Breeders' Radio Times

 

Humphrey Lyttelton "And so, as the short-sighted terrier of time chases the startled stick-insect of hope, and the supple dachshund of fate is knotted by the absent-minded balloon magician of eternity …"