Recorded at the Pavilion Theatre in Bournemouth and first broadcast on Monday, the 13th of November 2000. (Repeated on the 19th of November.)
Chair: Humphrey Lyttelton Pianist: Colin Sell Scorer: Samantha Producer: Jon Naismith


Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden   -v-   Tim Brooke-Taylor and Sandi Toksvig

Humphrey Lyttelton "The town's origins can be traced to one Lewis Tregonwell#"
Round 1: Dumbing Up


Round 2: One Song to the Tune of Another
Hanky Panky  to the tune of Lily Marlene The Funky Gibbon  to the tune of Hey Jude
I Shot The Sheriff  to the tune of The Skater's Waltz Walk On The Wild Side  to the tune of Puttin' On The Ritz


Round 3: Straight Face


Round 4: Unoriginal Innovations


Round 5: Squeak Piggy Squeak


Round 6: Pick'n'Mixfords   Snow White & the Seven Dwarves


Round 7: Swanee-Kazoo
The Hokey koki A Policeman's Lot Is Not A Happy One


Humphrey Lyttelton "And so, as the David Shayler of time prepares to confront the eternal scales of justice, having long since defeated the bathroom scales of destiny …"