Recorded at the Lyceum Theatre in Sheffield and first broadcast on Monday, the 11th of June 2001. (Repeated on the 17th of June.)
Chair: Humphrey Lyttelton Pianist: Colin Sell Scorer: Samantha Producer: Jon Naismith
 

Teams:

Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden   -v-   Tim Brooke-Taylor and Linda Smith

Humphrey Lyttelton " … you know back when we started the critics thought us mad to attempt such a project "
Round 1: Uxbridge English Dictionary

 

Round 2: One Song to the Tune of Another

 

Round 3: Agony Aunts

 

Round 4: Clanger Theatre

 

Round 5: Censored Songs

 

Round 6: Similes

 

Round 7: Radio Times

 

Humphrey Lyttelton "And so, as the hot custard of time dribbles down the spotted dick of destiny, and the clumsy nurse of fate is deafened by the screaming patient of eternity …"