Recorded at the Lyceum Theatre in Sheffield and first broadcast on Monday, the 11th of June 2001. (Repeated on the 17th of June.)
Chair: Humphrey Lyttelton Pianist: Colin Sell Scorer: Samantha Producer: Jon Naismith


Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden   -v-   Tim Brooke-Taylor and Linda Smith

Humphrey Lyttelton " … you know back when we started the critics thought us mad to attempt such a project "
Round 1: Uxbridge English Dictionary


Round 2: One Song to the Tune of Another


Round 3: Agony Aunts


Round 4: Clanger Theatre


Round 5: Censored Songs


Round 6: Similes


Round 7: Radio Times


Humphrey Lyttelton "And so, as the hot custard of time dribbles down the spotted dick of destiny, and the clumsy nurse of fate is deafened by the screaming patient of eternity …"