Recorded at the Lyceum Theatre in Sheffield and first broadcast on Monday, the 18th of June 2001. (Repeated on the 24th of June.)
Chair: Humphrey Lyttelton Pianist: Colin Sell Scorer: Samantha Producer: Jon Naismith


Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden   -v-   Tim Brooke-Taylor and Linda Smith

Humphrey Lyttelton " … a city rightly proud of it's two fine football teams "
Round 1: Chat-up Lines


Round 2: Pick-up Song


Round 3: Sound Charades


Round 4: Unoriginal Innovations


Round 5: Sound Effects


Round 6: Swanee-Kazoo


Round 7: Late Arrivals


Humphrey Lyttelton "And so, as the Mr.Sheens of time sprays over the coffee table of fate, while the Mrs.Sheens of destiny quickly ushers him out of Habitat …"