Recorded at the Theatre Royal in Brighton and first broadcast on Monday, the 26th of November 2001. (Repeated on the 2nd of December.)
Chair: Humphrey Lyttelton Pianist: Colin Sell Scorer: Samantha Producer: Paul Spencer


Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden   -v-   Tim Brooke-Taylor and Phill Jupitus

Round 1: Blatant Lies


Round 2: One Song to the Tune of Another
Feelings  to the tune of Colonel Bogey March Java Jive  to the tune of Bridge Over Troubled Water
The Laughing Policeman  to the tune of Unchained Melody Great Balls of Fire  to the tune of How Much Is That Doggy In The Window?


Round 3: New Jobs
A Jedi Knight Editor of the Innovations Catalogue


Round 4: Word For Word


Round 5: Human Voice Box


Round 6: Cheddar Gorge   words starting with sequential letters of the alphabet


Round 7: Radio Times   Italian Radio Times


Humphrey Lyttelton "And so, as the false teeth of time come away in the Granny Smith of destiny, and the Grandpa Smith of fate decides he needs stronger Dentufix …"