Recorded at the Theatre Royal in Brighton and first broadcast on Monday, the 3rd of December 2001. (Repeated on the 9th of December.)
Chair: Humphrey Lyttelton Pianist: Colin Sell Scorer: Samantha Producer: Jon Naismith Programme Consultant: Iain Pattinson


Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden   -v-   Tim Brooke-Taylor and Phill Jupitus

Round 1: Uxbridge English Dictionary


Round 2: Pick-up Song
We Three 'Cos I Got High Sweet Gingerbread Man Stuck In The Middle With You


Round 3: Sound Charades
Soylent Green Yes, Prime Minister


Round 4: Mornington Crescent   Computerised Version for PlayStation 2


Round 5: Handy Hints


Round 6: Song Book   Pessimists' Song Book


Humphrey Lyttelton "… as the turtle of doom hurtles through the TV screen of eternity …"