Recorded at the Theatre Royal in Bristol and first broadcast on Monday, the 10th of December 2001. (Repeated on the 16th of December.)
Chair: Humphrey Lyttelton Pianist: Colin Sell Scorer: Samantha Producer: Jon Naismith


Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden   -v-   Tim Brooke-Taylor and Andy Hamilton

Humphrey Lyttelton "The town originally grew as a port and it was from here in 1497 that John Cabbot set off to find a new route to the Spice Islands by travelling North West#"
Round 1: Cost-Cutters


Round 2: One Song to the Tune of Another
Simon Says  to the tune of Falling In Love Again Blue Is The Colour  to the tune of I Can See Clearly Now
I Am The Walrus  to the tune of Don't Cry For Me, Argentina Chirpy Chirpy, Cheep Cheep  to the tune of Stranger In The Night


Round 3: Vocal Sound Effects


Round 4: Historical Horoscopes


Round 5: Cheddar Gorge   a voice-over to a documentary on the life cycle of a bee


Round 6: Swanee-Kazoo
The Banana Boat Song Ma, He's Making Eyes At Me


Round 7: Late Arrivals   The Menswear Department Ball


Humphrey Lyttelton "And so, as the greyhound of destiny savages the electric rabbit of fate, and the manager of Mothercare chases the greyhound out of the shop …"