Recorded at the Alhambra Theatre in Bradford and first broadcast on Monday, the 20th of May 2002. (Repeated on the 26th of May.)
Chair: Humphrey Lyttelton Pianist: Colin Sell Scorer: Samantha Producer: Jon Naismith Programme Consultant: Iain Pattinson
 

Teams:

Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden   -v-   Tim Brooke-Taylor and Sandi Toksvig

Round 1: Dumbing Up

 

Round 2: Spell Check Songs
A' You're Adorable Let's Call The Whole Thing Off

 

Round 3: Blankety Blank
A day in the life of Cliff Richard A day in the life of Anne Robinson

 

Round 4: Good Morning Radio
Adolf Hitler & Eva Braun Napoleon Bonaparte & the Duke of Wellington

 

Round 5: Cheddar Gorge   My favourite recipe

 

Round 6: Late Arrivals   The Parliamentary Ball

 

Humphrey Lyttelton "And so, as the Argentinian boot stud of time confronts the second meta-tarsel of eternity, and the England squad of uncertainty goes out in the second round of inevitability …"