Recorded at the Haymarket Theatre in Leicester and first broadcast on Monday, the 3rd of June 2002. (Repeated on the 9th of June.)
Chair: Humphrey Lyttelton Pianist: Colin Sell Scorer: Samantha Producer: Jon Magnusson
 

Teams:

Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden   -v-   Tim Brooke-Taylor and Jeremy Hardy

Humphrey Lyttelton "A settlement was first recorded in the area during the Iron Age#"
Round 1: Cost-Cutters

 

Round 2: One Song to the Tune of Another
The Teddy Bears' Picnic  to the tune of She We'll Gather Lilacs  to the tune of The Hawaii 5-0 Theme
Don't Blame It On The Boogie  to the tune of Scotland The Brave The Scooby-Doo Theme  to the tune of Guide Me, Oh Though Great Redeemer

 

Round 3: Straight Face

 

Round 4: Hard Sell
Death House Flies

 

Round 5: Human Voice Box

 

Round 6: Cheddar Gorge   The instruction manual for a self assembly wardrobe

 

Round 7: Song Book   Pharmacists' Song Book

 

Humphrey Lyttelton "And so, as the rabbits of time munch their way through the maize of eternity, while the Hampton Court of destiny calls in the pest controllers of doom …"