Recorded on Sunday, the 11th of May 2003 at the Civic Theatre in Darlington and first broadcast on Monday, the 26th of May 2003. (Repeated on the 1st of June.)
Chair: Humphrey Lyttelton Pianist: Colin Sell Scorer: Samantha Producer: Jon Naismith Programme Consultant: Iain Pattinson


Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden   -v-   Tim Brooke-Taylor and Tony Hawks

Humphrey Lyttelton "Darlington's history since 1825 is, of course, synonymous with the railway when the scheme to run a line from Darlington to Stockton was hatched by local businessman Edward Pease. … Within weeks six hundred passengers were catching the train to Stockton every day until after two months the town was completely deserted."
Round 1: Historical Headlines


Round 2: One Song to the Tune of Another


Round 3: Radio Product Placement


Round 4: Hunt The Ring


Round 5: Join The Dots


Round 6: Film Club


Humphrey Lyttelton " … as the three-toed sloth of time dozes in the rainforest of eternity, and the three toads decide to make good their escape …"