Recorded on Tuesday, the 4th of December 2007 at the Broadway Theatre in Peterborough and first broadcast on Monday, the 10th of December 2007. (Repeated on the 16th of December.)
Chair: Humphrey Lyttelton Pianist: Colin Sell Scorer: Samantha Producer: Jon Naismith Programme Consultant: Iain Pattinson
 

Teams:

Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden   -v-   Andy Hamilton and Jack Dee

Humphrey Lyttelton "During the war, radar was invented at nearby RAF Wittering and to celebrate the anniversary of the event the original machinery was recently restored to re-enact its first use. At 08:30am on the 10th of October this year a team of technicians set the equipment running, while at the same time a restored WWII German bomber set off from Hamburg. And sure enough, at just after 09:15, France surrendered."
Round 1: Cost-Cutters
Barry Cryer "A Dalmatian" Andy Hamilton "The Devil Wears Primark" Graeme Garden "Strictly Come Darning" Jack Dee "Charlie And The Chocolate"

 

Round 2: One Song to the Tune of Another
Barry Cryer Hong Kong Fuey  to the tune of We'll Meet Again Jack Dee Purple Haze  to the tune of Brahm's Lullaby
Andy Hamilton Because I Got High  to the tune of Frostie The Snowman Graeme Garden LDN  to the tune of My Grandfather's Clock

 

Round 3: Lyric Theatre
Jack Dee Tim Brooke-Taylor What's It All About, Alfie? Barry Cryer Graeme Garden You Can Keep Your Hat On

 

Round 4: Blankety Blank   Victoria Beckham
graeme-garden "People look at me and David and they see fashion, they see family, they see …" Graeme Garden "… the time and then they make their excuses and leave."

 

Round 5: 84 Chicken Cross Road
Humphrey Lyttelton "This is an entirely improvised round, which is good news for Barry as he's recently discovered he's dyslexic. However, in this enlightened age we don't do jokes about dyslexia: They're not clever, and they're not furry."
Andy Hamilton Jack Dee Galileo Barry Cryer Graeme Garden The Pope

 

Round 6: Song Book   Butchers' Song Book
Graeme Garden "Hold It, Flash Bang Wallop, What A Pork Chop" Jack Dee "Goodbye Mr. Chipolatas" Andy Hamilton "Force Feed The Birds" Barry Cryer "Sausage In A Bottle"

 

Humphrey Lyttelton " … as the cabinet minister of time addresses the house of destiny, and the dodgy builder of fate bungs him another couple of grand …"