Recorded on Monday, the 9th of May 2011 at the Royal Concert Hall in Nottingham and first broadcast on Monday, the 4th of July 2011. (Repeated on the 10th of July.)
Chair: Jack Dee Pianist: Colin Sell Scorer: Samantha Producer: Jon Naismith Programme Consultant: Iain Pattinson


Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden   -v-   Tim Brooke-Taylor and Marcus Brigstocke

and Featuring:   Sweep
Jack Dee "It was the evil King John who built Nottingham castle. He died in 1216 of dysentery while visiting the Royal Oak inn, in Newark. That's one of their better reviews in that year's Michelin Guide."
Round 1: Uxbridge English Dictionary
Barry Cryer "Geranium : What florists shout when they jump out of a plane." Graeme Garden "Icicle :  A small bike made by Apple


Round 2: Pick-up Song
Graeme Garden I Love To Boogie Tim Brooke-Taylor What Do You Want? Barry Cryer Cumberland Gap Marcus Brigstocke Mr. Boombastic
Jack Dee "I knew some of you were going to clap along with that. I saw the coach pull up."


Round 3: Celebrity Ducks
Jack Dee "It's quite surprising how many famous people are duck enthusiasts. The model, novelist, and country pursuits enthusiast Katie Price breeds classic English mallards. Needing to mate at least a dozen times a day with five or six different partners, it's a wonder she finds time to feed the ducks."
Tim Brooke-Taylor Winston Churchill Barry Cryer David Frost Marcus Brigstocke Murray Walker Graeme Garden Janet Street-Porter


Round 4: Cheddar Gorge   Goldilocks and the Three Bears
Jack Dee "The next game is called Cheddar Gorge. We get many enquiries asking how Cheddar Gorge got it's name. Well, it's a gorge near the village of Cheddar, and hence the name Cheddar Gorge. Always glad to be of help."


Round 5: Incomplete   Insults
jack-dee "If I'd wanted to hear from an arse I'd …" Marcus Brigstocke "… have called BT Broadband Customer Service."
marcus-brigstocke "Some cause happiness wherever they go, others …" Graeme Garden "… are complete bastards."


Round 6: Swanee-Kazoo
Marcus Brigstocke Tim Brooke-Taylor Pizzicato Polka Barry Cryer Graeme Garden Thank You Very Much
Jack Dee "Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden … who gave up a career in medicine to do that."


Round 7: In My Pants
Barry Cryer "Guess Who's Coming To Dinner In My Pants" Tim Brooke-Taylor "Finding Nemo In My Pants"
Marcus Brigstocke "Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit In My Pants" Graeme Garden "The Hunt For Red October In My Pants"