Recorded on Tuesday, the 14th of June 2011 at the Waterside Theatre in Aylesbury and first broadcast on Monday, the 11th of July 2011. (Repeated on the 17th of July.)
Chair: Jack Dee Pianist: Colin Sell Scorer: Samantha Producer: Jon Naismith Programme Consultant: Iain Pattinson


Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden   -v-   Tim Brooke-Taylor and David Mitchell

Jack Dee "Aylesbury ducks still run wild here, but pensioners were recently threatened with prosecution for feeding them. 'We like to toss them stale crusts and watch them squabble for it', said a nurse at their care home. … With the arrival of mains gas in the streets of Aylesbury in 1834, the town boomed. In fact, they heard the explosion in Amersham."
Round 1: Down The Pan Alley


Round 2: One Song to the Tune of Another


Round 3: Word For Word


Round 4: Opportunity Knocks


Round 5: 84 Chicken Cross Road


Round 6: Song Book


Jack Dee " … as the rabbit of time is chased by the labrador of fate, and the David Blunkett of destiny is dragged screaming round Walthamstow dog track …"