Recorded on Tuesday, the 14th of June 2011 at the Waterside Theatre in Aylesbury and first broadcast on Monday, the 11th of July 2011. (Repeated on the 17th of July.)
Chair: Jack Dee Pianist: Colin Sell Scorer: Samantha Producer: Jon Naismith Programme Consultant: Iain Pattinson


Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden   -v-   Tim Brooke-Taylor and David Mitchell

Jack Dee "Aylesbury ducks still run wild here, but pensioners were recently threatened with prosecution for feeding them. 'We like to toss them stale crusts and watch them squabble for it', said a nurse at their care home. … With the arrival of mains gas in the streets of Aylesbury in 1834, the town boomed. In fact, they heard the explosion in Amersham."
Round 1: Down The Pan Alley   Film titles with a letter missing
Barry Cryer "One With The Wind" Tim Brooke-Taylor "When Harry Et Sally" David Mitchell "The Pink Panter" Graeme Garden "Ill Bill"


Round 2: One Song to the Tune of Another
Barry Cryer I've Got A Brand New Combine Harvester  to the tune of As Tears Go By David Mitchell Gordon Is A Moron  to the tune of The Girl From Ipanema
Tim Brooke-Taylor The Pheasant Plucker's Song  to the tune of Battle Hymn of The Republic Graeme Garden Theme From Shaft  to the tune of My Grandfather's Clock


Round 3: Word For Word
Examples are a regular feature of this round "So if, for instance, 'in our time' was followed by 'anybody', I think we'd all be surprised."


Round 4: Opportunity Knocks   Buckinghamshire's Got Talent
Jack Dee "It's hard to match Hughie Green with his Clap-o-meter. Oh yes, they did vigorous health checks in those days."


Round 5: 84 Chicken Cross Road
Barry Cryer Graeme Garden Hercules Poirot David Mitchell Tim Brooke-Taylor Miss Marple


Round 6: Song Book   Church of England Song Book
Tim Brooke-Taylor "Psalm Enchanted Evening" David Mitchell "Hit Me Bishop, One More Time" Barry Cryer "Karma Communion" Graeme Garden "Pulpit On A String"


Jack Dee " … as the rabbit of time is chased by the labrador of fate, and the David Blunkett of destiny is dragged screaming round Walthamstow dog track …"