Recorded on Thursday, the 22nd of May 2014 at the The Pavillion in Worthing and first broadcast on Monday, the 21st of July 2014.
Chair: Jack Dee Pianist: Colin Sell Scorer: Samantha Producer: Jon Naismith Programme Consultant: Iain Pattinson
 

Teams:

Barry Cryer, and Graeme Garden,   -v-   Tim Brooke-Taylor, and Harry Hill

Jack Dee "Famous as a retirement destination for gentlefolk, Worthing has a population of just over 105,000 people, or just under if you're listening to the repeat."
Round 1: Uxbridge English Dictionary
Tim Brooke-Taylor "Violin : An unpleasant Public House" Barry Cryer "Gladiator : Unrepentant cannibal" Graeme Garden "Permits : Cat skin gloves"
Harry Hill "Transendental : To receive false teeth through the post from a drag act"

 

Round 2: Pick-up Song
A prize for being within a gnats crotchet when the music returns is traditional "This week's prize makes the ideal birthday present for those many friends and relatives that you don't like. It's these John Lewis git vouchers."
Graeme Garden Hernando's Hide-away Barry Cryer Get Off My Cloud Tim Brooke-Taylor Poker Face Harry Hill This Charming Man

 

Round 3: Sound Charades
Harry Hill Tim Brooke-Taylor Fast & Furious 6 Barry Cryer Graeme Garden Game of Thrones

 

Round 4: Mornington Crescent   Scored according to the Horace Batchelor Infra-draw system
graeme-garden "I had an anonymous tip-off.""Lucky you." Barry Cryer "I saw the rabbi, the other day."

 

Round 5: Proverbs   Adapted for foreign use
Jack Dee "… whoever it was said 'There's no use crying over spilt milk' clearly never owned an Apple MacBook Pro."

 

Round 6: Swanee-Kazoo
Barry Cryer Graeme Garden The Sabre Dance Harry Hill Tim Brooke-Taylor Delilah

 

Round 7: Film Club   Dog Lovers' Film Club
Barry Cryer "Hawaii Fi-Do" Tim Brooke-Taylor "When Harry Sniffed Sally" Harry Hill "The Bitches of Madison County" Graeme Garden "Bring Me The Lead of Alfredo Garcia"

 

Jack Dee "… as the beer drinker of time takes two cans from the fridge of fate, and wonders how these large-billed tropical birds got in there …"