Recorded on Tuesday, the 17th of June 2014 at the St George's Hall in Bradford and first broadcast on Monday, the 4th of August 2014.
Chair: Jack Dee Pianist: Colin Sell Scorer: Samantha Producer: Jon Naismith Programme Consultant: Iain Pattinson


Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden   -v-   Tim Brooke-Taylor and Andy Hamilton

Jack Dee "Bradford Potholing Club is one of the most active in Yorkshire. Funded by the Bradford Council the skilled Bradford potholers go out at night looking for any road surfaces that have become too smooth and dig holes in them."
Round 1: Uxbridge English Dictionary
Barry Cryer "Twig : Yorkshire toupée" Tim Brooke-Taylor "Perpetuate : How Korean restaurants get paid"
Graeme Garden "Docile : Where they keep the medications in a supermarket" Andy Hamilton "Jocularity : Intense amusement at the notion of Scottish independence"


Round 2: Pick-up Song
A prize for being within a gnats crotchet when the music returns is traditional "This week's prize will delight any keen birdwatcher who likes to keep the place tidy. It's a complete wardrobe set of coot hangers."
Barry Cryer Graeme Garden "Summer Nights" Tim Brooke-Taylor "Psycho Killer" Andy Hamilton "War"


Round 3: Sound Charades
Andy Hamilton Tim Brooke-Taylor "Spamalot" Barry Cryer Graeme Garden "Iron Man"


Round 4: Blankety Blank   Katie Hopkins | Simon Cowell
graeme-garden "I had no teenage insecurities at all, on account of always getting 'A's,
mastering Grade A piano and violin by fourteen and being picked for …"
Graeme Garden "… target practice."
graeme-garden "I was sponsored through Exeter University by …" Barry Cryer "… mistake."
barry-cryer "When a woman walks in, I might think …" Andy Hamilton "… perhaps this isn't the Gents, after all."
andy-hamilton "The first time I was rude to someone, I was four years old. Unfortunately the victim was …" Tim Brooke-Taylor "… armed."


Round 5: Just A Minim   Don't Sit Under The Apple Tree
Jack Dee [Buzz] "And Barry has woken up."


Round 6: Song Book   Cat Lovers' Song Book
Graeme Garden "Anything You Can Mew, I Can Mew Better" Barry Cryer "Kitten On The Dock Of The Bay"
Tim Brooke-Taylor "Who Let The Dogs in?" Andy Hamilton "Wherever I Lay My Crap, That's My Home"


Jack Dee "And with that it's the end of the show, and in fact the end of yet another series working with the teams. People often ask me, 'Jack, would you say they're comedy greats?' And I say, 'Yes, it does.' "