A man had to be removed from the World Naked Bike Ride event in Canterbury, after becoming aroused on the start line. An organiser said, "we do everything above board and we make sure anything like that is immediately stamped on".
Ladies locker room refurbishment: We have pleasure in informing the ladies section that next week ten new lockers will be installed. During this time there will be workmen on site and some incontinence may occur.
Several cabinet ministers and MPs are expected in the Rochester and Strood seat in the next three days in an attempt to prevent the second embarrassing defeat to UKIP. Douglas Carswell became the second elected UKIP MP last month when he won the Clacton by-election, after defecating from the Tories.