Susan Rae read the cuttings on ten shows. These are shown below.

Series 88 Show 03

October 2015
A man in his forties remains in hospital after suffering injuries when he was shot twice in The Jolly Roger in the early hours of Sunday

Series 87 Show 06

June 2015
A man had to be removed from the World Naked Bike Ride event in Canterbury, after becoming aroused on the start line. An organiser said, "we do everything above board and we make sure anything like that is immediately stamped on".

Series 86 Show 03

March 2015
Ladies locker room refurbishment: We have pleasure in informing the ladies section that next week ten new lockers will be installed. During this time there will be workmen on site and some incontinence may occur.

Series 85 Show 05

November 2014
Several cabinet ministers and MPs are expected in the Rochester and Strood seat in the next three days in an attempt to prevent the second embarrassing defeat to UKIP. Douglas Carswell became the second elected UKIP MP last month when he won the Clacton by-election, after defecating from the Tories.

Series 84 Show 04

June 2014
Volunteers required for a bullet impact research study

Series 83 Show 08

April 2014
Manure £1 a bag. Pick your own, 50p.