First broadcast on Friday the 14th of March 2003.
Chair:Simon HoggartReader:Charlotte GreenTeams:Jeremy HardyPhil Hammond-v-Linda SmithAlexei SayleProducer:Simon Nicholls
 
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Result:Linda and Alexei won with 20 points. Jeremy and Phil got 12.

The show includes a credit for ‘the panellists’ top hats were supplied by Marika Goode*’. [ *May not be the correct spelling. ]