First broadcast on Friday the 28th of March 2003.
Chair:Simon HoggartReader:Harriet CassTeams:Alan CorenRory Bremner-v-Francis WheenLinda SmithProducer:Simon Nicholls
 
Writers: 
Result:Alan and Rory won with 17 points. Francis and Linda got 16.

The show includes a credit for ‘the panellists’ trumpets were supplied by Marika Goode*’. [ *May not be the correct spelling. ]