First broadcast on Friday the 23rd of May 2003.
Chair:Simon HoggartReader:Corrie CorfieldTeams:Alan CorenPhill Jupitus-v-Mark SteelRichard HerringProducer:Simon Nicholls
 
Writers: 
Result:Alan and Phill won with 19 points. Mark and Richard got 14.

The show includes a credit for Marika Goode* as ‘stunt co-ordinator’. [ *May not be the correct spelling. ]