First broadcast on Friday the 30th of May 2003.
Chair:Simon HoggartReader:Vaughan SavidgeTeams:Alan CorenMoira Stuart-v-Sandi ToksvigBoris JohnsonProducer:Simon Nicholls
 
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Result:Sandi and Boris did incredibly well and got lots and lots of points. And Alan and Moira got exactly the same number.

The show includes a credit for ‘the panda’s otters were trained by Marika Goode*’. [ *May not be the correct spelling. ]