The Now Show

I’m a great fan of The Now Show, a BBC Radio 4 comedy. Because two of my favourite radio shows have been going almost since as long as I can remember (ISIHAC since 1972, The News Quiz since 1977) I tend to think of The Now Show as a newcomer. In fact it has been broadcast since 1998 and has more than forty series behind it. The show is topical and satirical and a regular cast is joined each week by guests to present a mixture of comment, sketches and monologues.

Each programmme ends with a segment reading out three or four of the audience’s answers to a question put to them on arrival, often the best part! I’ve included two of my all time favourites below as their format doesn’t really fit the randomly generated examples to the right.

“We asked our audience three scientific questions …”
What is Brownian Motion? “I’m dyslexic … so entitled to 25% extra time to answer”
The five common characteristics of animals? “I also have ADHD, and am now bored with science”
What is a Benzine Ring? “Oh look, a squirrel!”
Three things you like about Europe: “French wine Belgian chocolate Polish plumbers”
And three things you don’t like: “Polish wine French chocolate Belgian plumbers”

The Audience Question

Take us through your morning routine.
“As I am now retired and living off the backs of all you working people I will take as long as I bloody-well like!”

What are your tips for reducing stess?
“Buy a copy of ‘The Little Book of Calm‘, then tear it into little pieces”

What benefits of aging have you discovered?
“My parents don’t know who I am!”

Suggest a low budget movie title
“The Bargain Hunt For Red October”

What makes you cry?
“Hymns…and power tools.”

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