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Children from the parish will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7pm. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

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Ladies locker room refurbishment: We have pleasure in informing the ladies section that next week ten new lockers will be installed. During this time there will be workmen on site and some incontinence may occur.

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After many months of negotiation Ecclesfield Parish Council have now been able to set Monday the 8th of March as the date for the opening of the public toilets in Chapeltown. This will be a great relief to many people.

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A driver pulled over doing 94mph on the M6 told officers he was late for his speed awareness course.

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A woman on a television show hosted by Oprah Winfrey about memory loss forgot she was wanted by the police. Joan Haberek appeared on They Can’t Remember Who They Are unaware she was wanted over the theft of £30,000. She was arrested hours later.

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Saunderton Wildlife Sanctuary is to spend money raised for them by Risborough postmen for frozen chicks for its owls, not chips as reported last week.