We’re well into the new ‘electronic’ age. Isn’t it time we updated some of our old proverbs?

  • Home is where you hang your @
  • What boots up must come down
  • The email of the species is deadlier than the mail
  • Windows will never cease
  • A journey of 1,000 sites begins with a single click
  • Virtual reality is its own reward
  • You can’t teach an old mouse new clicks
  • Modulation in all things
  • Great groups from little icons grow

  • Speak softly and carry a cellular phone

  • C:\ is the root of all directories
  • What a tangled website we weave when we try
  • Pentium wise, pen and paper foolish
  • The modem is the message
  • Too many clicks spoil the browse
  • The geek shall inherit the earth
  • Don’t byte off more than you can view
  • FAX is stranger than fiction

  • Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won’t bother you for weeks!