The Uxbridge
English
Dictionary

Camper Van

Van with more sequins than the last one

Goody Bag

Jade’s mother

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The
Audience
Question

What’s the best perk of your job?

“An endless succession of hot babe eye candy to ogle”

Have you ever exploited it?

“No, I’m their teacher”

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A monk who posted nude clips on social media has been defrocked.

Phnom Penh Post

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“For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2.”

Ted Lowe

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Sick of your girlfriend giving you blowjobs? Simply marry her and say goodbye to oral sex misery.