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Camper Van
Van with more sequins than the last one
Goody Bag
Jade’s mother

Audience
Question
What’s the best perk of your job?
“An endless succession of hot babe eye candy to ogle”
Have you ever exploited it?
“No, I’m their teacher”

A monk who posted nude clips on social media has been defrocked.
Phnom Penh Post

“For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2.”
Ted Lowe

Sick of your girlfriend giving you blowjobs? Simply marry her and say goodbye to oral sex misery.